“I've loved you three summers now, honey, but I want ’em all.” -Taylor Swift, Lover (Okay, once again, only works if it’s been three years and, ideally, if your anniversary is in the summer.).“Isn’t it just so pretty to think all along there was some invisible string tying you to me?” -Taylor Swift, Invisible String.“Cause when you know you know.” -Lana Del Rey, Margaret.“Don’t read the last page, but I stay when it’s hard or it’s wrong or we’re making mistakes.” -Taylor Swift, New Year’s Day.“Seven years and it's been you and I, always” -Charli XCX, 7 Years (Obviously this one only works if it’s a seven-year anniversary, but hard opportunity to pass up!).“Take my hand and take my whole life too.” -Elvis Presley, Can’t Help Falling in Love.Yes, you can literally just steal them, we won’t tell. Okay, now that that’s out of the way, here are enough ideas to inspire your anniversary captions for years to come. Not only is it basic as hell, but it’s also kind of weird and sad? Like, it’s your partner, they’re not “putting up with you.” And if they make you feel like they are, well, time to say bye bye. For the love of god, banish the phrase “thanks for putting up with me” from your vocabulary.Whatever trials and tribulations you’ve faced are not nearly as interesting as you think, promise. You guys are a couple, not like, pioneers forging a new life in the great unknown. Your “ups and downs” and “bumps in the road” and “everything we’ve been through”? Yeah, boring. Save it for the “About Us” section of your wedding website or whatever. Hard truth alert, it’s probably kind of boring anyway.
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